A drunken miscreant, reformed floozy chaser, a confirmed masturbator with a high IQ and low morals. Robert E. Brown is cursed with the common man's title and a familiar face that every person wants to place. R.E. is that notorious member in every family that is spoken of in sighs and annoyance when asked about. The cross he believes he bears fits nicely into the niche left by the chip on his shoulder and he thinks he will not be forgotten.